Great Collection of Sample SMS/Messages

A boy found a bag of money and called a radio station
BOY: Hello! I found a lost bag with 15 million naira belonging to Mr. Dan in Maitama Abuja
PRESENTER: You are such a candid boy! I believe you want to return the bag, right?
BOY: No o...I'm I mad? For what reason? I just want to dedicate a song to him
PRESENTER: (Shocked) What!!
BOY: Abeg, play me "My helper ooo"...